Summer Musings by Asher

I can't keep up with writing down all the hilarious things Asher is saying these days. He's so chatty, and is at the stage where he's curious about everything. And I mean everything.

Thought 1:
Asher: Dear G-d, You are the best G-d ever. You make the plants grow. Thank you.

Thought 2:
Asher: Mommy, let's both be monkeys. That's my dream.

Thought 3:
Asher: Mommy, can I see your vagina?

Me: No, that's private. We don't show people our private parts.

Asher: Can I see my penis?

Me: Yes, you can look at your own penis.

Asher, checking his pants: Yup, it's great!

Click here to see some of Asher's previous thoughts.
And to see his equally insightful and hilarious sister, click here.

Thoughts by Asher: June 2020

There aren't too many silver linings to this global pandemic, but one upside is that I get to spend more time hearing the amazing thoughts in my little guy's head. Enjoy some of my favorites this month.

Thought 1:
Asher: Mommy, I want to marry you!
Mommy: Well, I'm already married to daddy.
Asher: Can you un-marry daddy and marry me when I'm grown up and have a mustache?

Thought 2:
Asher, doing arts and crafts
Asher: Mommy, I'm going to make an "A." Don't freak out.

Thought 3:
Asher: G-mom, can I come in and get my clothes?

G-Mom: What?

Asher: What, you don't know what clothes are??

Bonus Thought from Zahara:
Zahara: I've been wondering this for a while. Where do you put your phone when you die?

Click here to see some of Asher's previous thoughts.
And to see his equally insightful and hilarious sister, click here.

Thoughts by Asher, Spring 2020

If you've spent any time around Asher recently, you know he is FULL of thoughts. He never stops! I'm trying to capture some of his best/funniest comments. Here's what he's been saying lately.

Thought 1:
Asher: My favorite animal is the giraffe because it doesn't make a sound.

Thought 2:
Me: Asher, you're too cute!
Asher: You're three cute!

Thought 3:
Me: Asher, why are you going to eat those olives? You just said they are yucky.
Asher: Because I like eating yucky things.

Click here to see some of Asher's previous thoughts.
And to see his equally insightful and hilarious sister, click here.

Thoughts by Asher: April 2020

The world is a crazy place right now. Here's a quick moment of levity with my boy Asher (age 3.5).

Thought 1:
Asher: When I'm a superhero I do dangerous things!

Thought 2:
Me: Asher, tomorrow you can sleep as long as  you want.
Asher: I want to sleep short, actually.

Thought 3:
Me: Asher, are you a good egg?
Asher: No. I only do what you say not to do.

Click here to see some of Asher's previous thoughts.
And to see his equally insightful and hilarious sister, click here.

Thoughts by Asher: First Edition

This is such a fun age! Asher has so many creative, hilarious ideas and I want to make sure I don't forget them. I love hearing how he thinks and seeing the world in a new light. Here are a few recent examples.

Thought 1:
Asher giving me a kiss
A:I kissed you! Now we're married!

Thought 2:
Asher: Are you old?
Me: A little
Asher: Are you going to die? When you get old, you die.

Thought 3:
Asher: Does Giant (a local grocery store) sell babies? No? Which store sells babies?

And to see his equally insightful and hilarious sister, click here.