Your Diet Rivals that of Michael Phelps
With as hungry and thirsty as you are now, eating 12,000 calories a day doesn't seem unreasonable. You can't even consider leaving the house without a bagful of snacks and a Nalgene full of water.
You are thrilled when you get a triple-digit nap.
This is the Most Daylight Your Breasts Have Seen Since Spring Break 2004
You try and cover up when feeding your little one in public, but things happen. You are surprised by how little you care.
When Shopping for New Shirts, Priorities Include Stretchy Neck and Dark Pattern
If you can't gain access in less than a few seconds, that shirt is out. Dark patterns hide unsightly stains.
Moms, what else do you have to add to this list?
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